In a far-flung universe where absurdity was paramount, there was a world identical to our earth. It also revolved around its sun and a single moon revolved around it. The weather temperament and the terrain were exactly like ours.
We would now be digitigrading into Boschkätzchen, a feline metropolis unlike any other! Here, the sleek and cunning cats reigned supreme, and clumsy humans were relegated to the status of furry playthings and minor nuisances. In this tableau, 5 cats enjoyed an evening of brewed catnips in a bar called Boozer. Unmindful of the pesky hairless humans getting trampled underfoot, the cats were rowdily telling ribald versions of the heroic feats of their ancestors.